Tamil Kadi Jokes

Oru Aanum oru pennum oru nalakki veliye poittu thirumbi vettuku vandappo, rendu perukkitteyum saavi illengarathu therinjuthu. Appo avunga enna pesikkitanga? ( sonna adikkatheengappa)

" Annalum NoKey nnal.. Avalum NoKey nnal "


Kamal Hassan and his friend Vimal are running to catch 12B bus. But one auto comes in the middle. But both of them run. The bus stops. Vimal gets in, but Kamal does not eventhough he wants to. WHY ?

Because, at the back of the bus, it is written "Only Vimal"



A drunken man goes and stands in front of a lamp post and starts knocking....thinking that it is his house.....

Another drunken man walks by and says 'It seems theres no one at home?'

the other man says 'There must be....because the light is on upstairs....'

is it funny?????Don't laugh out loud if theres people around you...except for friends.....



what is the opposite of "KRISHNASWAMY"
KRISHNA DID NOT SEE ME.

WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF "MADE IN JAPAN"
PALLAM IN JAPAN



1. oru rishi marathin mel utkarnthu sapittar
-->in one word
Ans:appreciate (up rishi ate)


2.kaal mela kaal potta enna aahum
--> bill erum (read as call mela call potta
telephone bill yerum)



simron and rambha in a meeting congerence asking question


SIMRAN:RaMBA WHY WE TURN THE THOOSAI?

RAMBA:TO HAVE THE SAME COLOR IN THE BOTH SIDE.

SIMRAN:NO,THAT'S NOT THE REASON WHY WE TURN IT.

RAMBA:SO WHY?

SIMRAN:IF WE DON'T TURN IT,THE THOOSAI DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TURN ALONE.




One day in Adyar Bus stop...
Raju: Sir! 21E poiducha?
Oruvar: Yov! Pora vara "E"ellam ennrathuthaan enn velaya?
Raju: ...!!!



Oru engineer chennaile L.I.C.Building road
vazhiya romba vegama odi varraru anal L.I.C.
Buildingai parthaudane suddena ninnurraru.
adhu yean?

"avarukku kal valihirukkum"
Adhudhan illay
"appuram edhukku ninnaru?"

Adhu avarudaiya ishtam. Engaye venunnalum nippar.



oru hunter oru nall katuku singathe vettai adruthuku pona. avan kitta irunthae 5 vill(arrow)adethukittu pona. ponavanen singathe patu athe villale guri pathu addikuran ana eallame thavidithu. appuram enna vill kaliaiduthu. anthe singathuku villu kali aiduchunu therinichiduthu appo singo avnae thoratha arramibikuthu aven baythulae odda arrambichiduvan. oddi poi oru gudi sailae poi olinchikirran. singo avan ollirudhu patu aven ollinchirundae gudisai kaduvai thatuthu.








ANSWER ena antha gudisaiku calling bell ilae athan kathavi thatuthu



oru train railway stationikku pakatile nikkithu.
train driver poi pakkatu kadaile "CLOSE UP" toothpaste vangittu varar. yenn..


enna avarikku "SIGNAL" kidaika liyam





oru bus a pinnale thallamudiyumaa?

mudiyathu

en theriuma pin valanzhupoidume athanaalathan.





ulagam urindainu eppadi sonangle
ans:vayalathan




How to tell the following in English?

"Nee oru kuzhanthai".?

"Kidney".

(Kid - nee)




One guy is stealing the bi-cycle from the guy X. How the X will say this to somebody to catch the cycle in single word










Answer: En-cyclo-paedia