After 2 years of selfless service, a man
realized that he has not been promoted, no
transfer, no salary increase no
commendation and that the Company is not
doing any thing about it. So he decided to
walk up to his HR Manager one morning and
after exchanging greetings, he told h is HR
Manager his observation.The boss looked
at him, laughed and asked him to sit down
saying;
Myfriend, you have not worked here for
even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but
the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a
year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do
you work in hours ?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said
8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-
third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on
weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a
year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals
to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove
104 days from 122 days, how many days do
you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick
leave every year. Now remove that14 days
from the 18 days left. How many days do
you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on workers
day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the
(National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not
realise that
I was stealing Company money all these
days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR = HIGH RISK
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